Celebrity Sightings!

As tonight is one of the biggest nights in celebrityism. Wait, someone needs to start a dictionary of words that I think exist, that definitely don’t. Add that to the list! Okay, continue. I thought it would be fun to write about my favorite celebrity sightings in New York City. As someone who loves a good celebrity moment, I find it exhilarating that at any point you could bump into a celebrity in NYC. They are out and about. For some reason, it feels like everyone is famous here. Everyone acts so important and just has that attitude. When I started working at Ralph Lauren, they told me there are a bunch of celebrities that come in from time to time. They said that it is important to keep calm and not go crazy. Of course, I act professional, but sometimes there is so much shock in my body that I freeze. When my favorite artist of all time comes in out of nowhere on a Sunday morning, how am I not supposed to freak out? I’m not exactly sure if I’m allowed to write about everyone I’ve seen at work. I’m sure someone could get mad at me for that. I have a list going in my notes app of everyone, there is some cool ones! While I want to use this post as a classless brag session (at least I'm self aware), I’ll digress. Instead, I’ll tell you my new favorite celebrity sighting that I had recently. It isn’t every day that an Oscar-nominated actor sees your ass. This past Saturday I was at the gym to take my morning steam. It has become a tradition of mine to go right before work this last month or so. After my fifteen-minute steam, I took a shower and wrapped my waist in a towel. When I sat down at the bench in front of my lockers, I heard a familiar voice. I don’t really know anyone at the gym, so I was just sitting on my phone trying to figure out where I knew that voice from. When I stood up to get dressed, I dropped the towel, ass out (yeah, I’m confident about my ass), and put on my underwear. Then I turned around to walk to the scale and I swear I saw Colman Domingo. I convinced myself there was no way, but when I peeked back, I saw his husband. That confirmed it for me. His husband is very recognizable and my second look at Colman confirmed my suspicions. I would love a hefty pint of Colman Domingo. That man is a treat on the eyes and soul. If you haven’t watched Sing Sing, you really should. Fantastic movie! He is gorgeous up close. I feel like the gym is such a personal place that I obviously didn’t feel comfortable saying something. He also wasn’t completely dressed and his husband was buns out. It was very cool! I just finished watching The Four Seasons with him in it on Netflix today. Also very good and highly recommended! If I end up successful or famous one day (Hey, you never know!) and when I meet him, I’ll tell him about this. I want to know what he thought of my ass, it was on full display. Of course, I wasn’t wearing sexy underwear on the scale. That’ll haunt me for a while. He probably thinks I have no taste. My old Hanes just don’t make me look cakey. They make me look like a little little boy!I am on duty tonight and have finals  all this week. Wish me luck! Happy Monday everyone!