Haircuts and Hunger Games

After a great weekend, I’m back in the city for the last few weeks of school. I’m not sure if I’ll go home again before the school year is over, but you never know. I seem to always end up back at home. It feels crazy to say that it is the last few weeks of school. I remember thinking this time last year that August was so far away. College seemed like something in such a distant future. Now I’m saying that my freshman year is in its last few weeks. I’m almost twenty-five percent done with college. Wow! I’m not quite sure what to write about today. I was going to write a long-winded explanation of why I tried to grow out my mustache, but I shaved my poor attempt at manliness this weekend and I’m not sure if I’m ready to expose my inability to grow facial hair. I thought a 1970s porn mustache was going to look pretty cool on me. Nope! Everyone said I looked creepy. Lots of white van jokes led me to the conclusion that it wasn’t for me. I also cut my hair this weekend. I’ve had a makeshift mullet on-and-off for the last year or so. I decided to cut the back off once again. It’s always good to start over again. I love the mullet, but it definitely looks cleaner like how it is now. With my shitty mustache and awful curly mullet, it was the first time I felt like a true upstate New Yorker. When I wore my camouflage sweatshirt, I really felt like one. I watched the original Hunger Games movies this weekend. I probably haven't watched any of them since they came out. I remember not being a huge fan. I saw they had all of them on Netflix, so why not give them a second try. I loved the first two. They were phenomenal. Three and four were okay, but I wasn't as glued to the screen. The original one was my favorite. I was shaking. I was so scared. I’m a bit of a pussy, but I was more than just a bit on the train. I was having nightmares. If I was drafted into the Hunger Games, I would be so fucking screwed. I would die so damn fast. I’d be an embarrassment to my district. I'm not skilled in any type of survival or combat. I would just hope the girl tribute I was paired with was a badass. Give me Angelina Jolie in “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”. I refuse to watch the newest Hunger Games movie. Rachel Zegler will not get my money! I hate that woman! Snow White and the seven dwarves, she should've played one of the dwarves. I just finished watching the third movie while I did my laundry and washed some of the long overdue dishes. I’m going out with my parents to get pizza soon and then I’m coming back to watch the newest episode of Jerrod Carmichael’s show. I know it came out Friday, but I’ve been busy. Happy Monday everyone!