Home Sweet Home
- Max

- Sep 29, 2023
- 1 min read
Welcome to Cooperstown, population 1,867! I made the rash decision of going home this weekend. I love the fall in here. Leaves and shit. I think the air tastes different too. Looking at the weather down in the city, I'm glad I came back. It's the Ryder Cup (golf tournament) this weekend and Europe started the ass beating early. This tournament reminds me of when I was in 5th grade and my dream in life was to switch nationalities so I could represent England. I have no intention of doing this anymore, but I still love the idea of living in England at some point in my life. I love the difference in style. People dress so much better there.They have great tradition too. I like the idea of eating berries and cream at Wimbledon with my kids. England must make the best sweaters too. I swear they have magic sweater unicorns. Range Rovers are everywhere. There is one kicker though, their food is horrendous. That shit is awful. I'm not sure if the trade of is worth it or not. Beans on toast?!? You're crazy!



Your teeth are too straight to be English homie