Ice Cream Truck Music

WOOO WEEE! There are only three weeks of school left, including this one. We are almost there! It feels weird that I’m going to be halfway through college. Well, actually I won’t be. I’ll only be forty percent done, a story for another day! There is this fucking ice cream truck that comes by our street every night. You know I love ice cream almost as much as Joe Biden does, but holy fuck! No ice cream truck should sit in front of a row of college dorms and blast ice cream truck music. It is the most fucking annoying sound in the world. They play it over and over again. They must be selling drugs. There is no way they are selling enough ice cream to justify coming here every night. They were even coming during the winter. The drug selling business makes way more during the winter than the ice cream business. If they came at 7:00 PM, then okay, whatever. Everyone is still awake, out and about. In the time frame of 10:00 PM to 11:30 PM is diabolical. I’m sitting here at my desk trying to write this post and I just want to throw a rock at this truck. I’m not a religious man, but I will praise baby Jesus if this truck goes away for good. Someone told me there is a law that ice cream trucks can’t have their music playing past a certain time. I don’t know if that is bullshit or not. What a specific law! If it is true, I’m calling on the Batman to shut these drug dealers up! Maybe they are nice, kind people just trying to make an honest living. I don’t care to be honest. They aren't nice or kind. They are annoying hundreds of students! I haven’t met these ice cream villains yet, but I might have to go investigate soon. I hear they are selling a cone for ten dollars. Now I know that is for sure fucking criminal. Whether the music is illegal is beyond my qualifications, but as a CICPIDO (Certified Ice Cream Price Injustice Defense Officer), ten dollars for a cone is theft of the highest degree! By the way, that is pronounced Kick-Peed-Oh. Kick pedos? Okay! Inflation this, inflation that. Ice cream should not be much more than five dollars. It is getting late and I have an early turnaround time. I’ll see you with more subtle complaints (minor bitching) on Wednesday! Happy Monday everyone!