Vitamin Water and Coke

I don't like to drink normal water. There isn't enough flavor to make me an avid fan. I'll admit, ice cold water is pretty damn good, but my allegiance lies with Vitamin Water and Coke. I tell people all the time that Vitamin Water would be my favorite company of all time if they sold gallon jugs of every flavor. Can you imagine a gallon of their Kiwi Strawberry? I can. I imagine it everyday. I go to my dining hall, get my small bottle, finish it in ten minutes and just wish that one day they will sell me gallons at a time. Arizona Tea does it, so why not Vitamin Water? I think I've spent more than half my dining dollars on Vitamin Water and Snickers. I also grew up in a Coke ridden house. My dad never consumed Coke when I was growing up, or at least that I remember. He used to drink it before I was born. He started drinking it again when I got him to have one in Scotland. That man kills those things. My mom has never been a big Coke girl. Phoebe and Bella have always been my Coke sisters. We've been killing Coke since I popped out in '05. Growing up in a Coke family is certainly the way to go. What the fuck is wrong with Pepsi families? If you are a part of a Pepsi family, please write in the comments to describe what went wrong or why you made a big life decision so openly. I love Coke. I think I'd marry a bottle if I could. I love Violet, but I had to be honest with her about my addiction and love for a Coke can. I think people often say Mexican Coke is better than all other Cokes. What the fuck are you talking about? "ItS ReAl CaNe sUgaR". Dude it's soda. It's supposed to be fake. Duh. The number one kind of Coke is a can that has been submerged in ice water for at least 30-45 minutes. Oh boy! I'm excited just thinking about it. Happy Wednesday baby!