Have you ever seen John Mulaney do his Mick Jagger during an SNL  table read impression? It’s pretty good—he says, “Not Funnayyyyy” in an...

This is my fourth semester as an FBM (Fashion Business Management) student at FIT. I am writing this post to announce that it will also...

This is a speech I had to write and record for my public speaking class. I had to write about a major epiphany that I have had in my...

I've wanted to post this for awhile. I wrote it almost a year ago. Here you go! I hope this post won’t piss too many people off. I don’t...

I’m one-fifteenth of the way done with my spring semester. Yippee! It was a pretty good first week of classes. Out of the four semesters...

Hello all! Happy first day of classes to everyone reading from FIT! My first class was canceled this morning, so I got to sleep in a...

I really don’t like to eat, and I’m a very picky eater. That sets up a world of problems. I find eating to be a chore—I feel like my body...

I wouldn’t say I’m the biggest sports fan in the world, but I definitely like being in the know. My friends talk so much about sports...

For a while, I tried not to write about the same things and keep my posts different, but the amount of times I’ve wanted to title a post...

I am back in the city for good now! I’m not sure if that statement deserves an exclamation mark or a question mark, but I’ll be...

Even if we didn’t always get along, growing up with two sisters was great. I always told my parents I wanted them to have another baby...

This break has gone by pretty damn fast. I remember thinking that a month, no matter how it was spent, would feel like a long time. I...

I’ve had some close calls before, but today was probably the closest I’ve come to missing a post. I started writing something on my lunch...

The last ice age ended roughly 11,700 years ago. Why the fuck does it feel like it’s still going on? You walk out your back door, and...

In 2001, my grandpa was hit by a drunk driver while riding his bike in central Florida. He was training for a ride across Montana to...

The weather needs to pick a fucking struggle. One day, it’ll be snowing. Then the next day, it’ll rain. Then it’ll feel like April for a...

Happy New Year! 2024 is over, and it’s time to start all over again in 2025. I just reread my 2023 review, and I don’t want to do the...

This is the last post of 2024. I’m glad that this year aligns with my posting schedule, and I’ll be able to post a year review on New...

As well documented on this blog over the past year, everyone knows I enjoy going to the movies. I don’t really do much for fun out and...

Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas, everyone! I know I’ve only been doing this blog thing for just over a year, but what a coincidence that both...